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2014 / . 07 / . 02

10 Ways to Drive a Girl CRAZY in the Bedroom

1. First and foremost, take it slow! Always be sure to pay attention to your partner's needs and desires.

10 Ways to Drive a Girl CRAZY in the Bedroom

2.  Start the foreplay! Let her warm up to you with some tender cuddling.

 

3. Kiss her slowly and sensually. Caress her neck and shoulders to deepen your connection.

 

4. Slowly but confidently massage every inch of her skin. If she's receptive to it, try using your tongue.

10 Ways to Drive a Girl CRAZY in the Bedroom

5. Once she's comfortable, invoke the sigil of a long-dead Elder God of your choosing.

 

6. Wrap the unknown terror of the universe around her very soul like a warm cloak of the finest sable. If done right, this will really get her going!10 Ways to Drive a Girl CRAZY in the Bedroom

 

7. Shed your human form and become the physical embodiment ofAthnaug'r Un Dre'gn , Lord of the Ever Burning Dread.

 

8. Try introducing a fun new twist like oils or scented candles.

10 Ways to Drive a Girl CRAZY in the Bedroom

9. Open your Secret Mouth and let the Song of Madness spill forth from your cursed lips.

10 Ways to Drive a Girl CRAZY in the Bedroom

10. If all the above steps are performed correctly, your partner will be begging for more. At least they would be, if their mind weren't trapped forever in a pitch-black ocean of everlasting insanity, you STUD!


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2014 / . 07 / . 01

The Latest Trend For Bridesmaids Is To Show Off Their Butts

Ah, another photographical trend is born! Not too long ago, a certain Instagram trend was encouraging women around the world to take topless photos among scenic beauty.The Latest Trend For Bridesmaids Is To Show Off Their Butts

 

This time around, there’s a trend urging bridesmaids to show off their butts when taking wedding photos. It’s honestly kind of amusing.The Latest Trend For Bridesmaids Is To Show Off Their Butts

Sure, after seeing one photo, you might think it was just one wedding gone wrong. But after seeing a plethora of the same kind of photo, it’s evident this is supposed to be happening.The Latest Trend For Bridesmaids Is To Show Off Their Butts

Why did it take so long for wedding photographers to instruct the bridesmaids to show some skin? After all, these types of trends are all about being comfortable in your own skin.

The Latest Trend For Bridesmaids Is To Show Off Their Butts

Check out the photos below for a closer look! Do you think this trend will last?The Latest Trend For Bridesmaids Is To Show Off Their Butts

 

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2014 / . 06 / . 14

母亲也可以和性感Mom can be super hot

#1 Strolling

She's not afraid to show her body as she wheels her baby in a stroller.母亲也可以和性感Mom can be super hot

#2 Claudia Galanti

Paraguayan model Claudie Galanti shows how sexy motherhood can be with those long toned legs and her hot body母亲也可以和性感Mom can be super hot

#3 Lucky Kid

Most men wish they could be that kid. wrapping their arms ... and legs ... around this hot mom

母亲也可以和性感Mom can be super hot

 

#5 Natural Beauty

Glowing and beautiful as she plays with her little one. Still hot and in shape.

母亲也可以和性感Mom can be super hot

#6 Two Kids and Still Hot

Most women without kids don't even look as good.

母亲也可以和性感Mom can be super hot

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2014 / . 06 / . 12

How To Rent Apartment For Expats In China

How To Rent Apartment For Expats In China

Dear  Foreigners:

 Firstly,welcome to china.If you read here that means you have been China,so there is no need to introduce China and Chinese people.Let’s move to topic  How To Rent Apartment For Expats In China.

一.Check all those qualifies that needed

 1.when you want to rent an apartment that means you want to live in china at least 5months.

 2.it is not easy and safe to find the apartment yourself

 3.it is not convenient to rent apartment in a strange place.

 4.Employment License→Visa Notice→ Enter China with Z Visa →Medical Check →Work   Permit → Residence Permit

.Find an agent serving for you

  1.Pre -move Preparation

  2.Airport Pick-up

  3.Orientation Service

  4.Home Search

  5.Lease Negotiation and Signing

  6.Property Hand-over

  7.24hrs Follow up Service

  8.Immigration Service

  9.Administrate Service

三. If  you  have any question,pls contact me.i willtry my best to help you.

    I am from Joanna Real Estate.Website:http://www.jrecorporate.cn/

    Email:Fred@jrecorporate.cn

    Phone:13606209958

    QQ:394139573

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2014 / . 06 / . 08

There Is Something Wrong When You see It

 

Tell the different,It is said only 20 percent people with high wisdom can distinguish the difference.

 

#1 One of These is Not Like the Others

We know what you're thinking. Why would a mannequin have half a beard??? Very suspicious...

There Is Something Wrong When You see It

 

#2 When You See It

What a lovely group of young women!

There Is Something Wrong When You see It

#3 Healthy Pepsi

Why does this soda taste like eggs? Why do people think eggplant tastes like eggs? Is it because of Obama? 
YESThere Is Something Wrong When You see It

 

#4 The Odd One Out

Something tells us that this may not be the group for him.There Is Something Wrong When You see It

 

#5 Zombie Babies

In a world full of zombie babies, one must blend in or die. Do you see it?There Is Something Wrong When You see It

 

#7 The Cow Goes Moo

What's wrong dude? Your moo sounds really off. You sick or something?There Is Something Wrong When You see It


#9 Just Keep Still

They'll never know if you just keep still. That's it...Just stay there for the rest of your life. 
"Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer."
"Because shut your fluffy face up!! That's why!!"
SCENEThere Is Something Wrong When You see It

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2014 / . 04 / . 30

Find what is wrong with those pics-Seems weird

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2014 / . 04 / . 29

福利哦------发送国外友人的微信帐号Wechat of foreigners

ALL this fan is from different countries.

1.

Name:Fraser nite From-Bhutan Age-23 I am just a simple guy looking for good friends...I just want to make new friends so hey everyone add meOmiboy4u@gmail.comZivox Lee young福利哦------发送国外友人的微信帐号Wechat of  foreigners

2.

Hi I am Alexandra Sandoval from Malaysia... and my Id is sexy-as-hellO

3.

wechat id: jack4smile

4.

I am bijith . I am from india-kerala . I am working in navy.. My wechat id:bijeeshseer

5.

My wechat I'd: Dibesh


Tips: if u want to make friends,pls send your wechat ID(微信帐号) and photos.

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2014 / . 04 / . 06

Charge Your Mobile Device怎么用水果给手机充电?

Charge Your Mobile Device

Charge Your Mobile Device怎么用水果给手机充电?

 

Who need to spend the money on a portable iPod/iPhone charger when you've got some cheap fruit at hand!

Say you like to go camping, you're out in the woods all alone, you're lost and as soon as you go to call for help, your phone dies...OH NO! You have the charger and everything, but nothing to plug the charger into!

All you need to have is some fruit, a box cutter, your charger, your mobile device and a couple of tie wires and penny nails and there you have it, your very own source to charge your phone! :)

Check this amazing video out below for yourself and see the beauty of acidic energy from fruit!

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2014 / . 04 / . 06

SEX Back-Random

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Tips:to be beautiful is a kind of life,and to be cool is a kind a attitude,to be perfect is a kind of goal.

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2014 / . 03 / . 30

7 Things She Does When You're Not Home

7 Things She Does When You're Not Home

When you’re out 

of the house, things might get a little freaky—and we’re not just talking about your girlfriend’s solo sessions with her vibrator. “We try to be the best version of ourselves around our man,” says DeAnna Lorraine, a Los Angeles-based dating coach. “So as soon as he leaves, we binge on weird behaviors that we’re afraid would turn him off.”

 

But it’s not just pimple-popping that happens once you’re off the property. Your girlfriend may also indulge in a few rebellious—and sometimes sexy—pleasures. “Being a ‘good girl’ can feel like a straitjacket,” says life coach Sasha Cagen, author of Quirky Alone. “So when a woman is alone, she can be bad, and do the things she’s not supposed to do.”

Here’s what she might be up to right now:

1. She watches your “together” TV shows without you.

In a recent Harris Interactive poll, 57 percent of women said they’d be willing to commit Netflix infidelity—that is, watch shared shows without their significant other. Of course, her secret Breaking Bad binge may be entirely innocent—she’s just so addicted that she can’t resist—or she may actually be a little pissed she’s on the couch . . . and you’re not. “If you’re out with the guys or on a business trip, and she’s upset you’re gone, watching the show may be a way of getting back,” says Lorraine. (Cagen also admits to doing this when a boyfriend didn’t seem fully committed to the relationship.) 

2. Or she watches some freaky documentary.

If she’s not sneak-watching Dexter, your partner is probably indulging in one of those bizarre documentary-style shows, likeMy 600-Pound Life or Hoarders. “We like watching the really weird shows, but might feel self-conscious doing so with our guy,” says Lorraine. What’s the attraction? “Women are interested in emotions, inner life, and the weird parts of being human,” says Cagen. “They like the drama of being a person, whereas men are more drawn to the drama of competition.”

3. She checks herself out in the mirror. Naked.

Before you get too fired up, realize she probably isn’t admiring her stripped-down bod—more like scrutinizing it. A recent British study revealed that more than half of women spend 10 minutes a day staring into a mirror—and then feel bummed afterward. “Women suck in, check out their butt, and look at their pores,” says Lorraine. “They do poses in the mirror to see what their good side is.” 

How can you reinforce the perfection of her reflection? In the morning, while she’s getting ready, simply say, “Babe, you look stunning. You’re such a natural beauty—gorgeous with or without makeup.” Do this often enough, and her private scrutiny may shift to appreciation.

4. She dances around the house. Also naked.

Two reasons she mimics Miley Cyrus at the VMAs: She’s practicing her moves for you, or she’s just playing out her childhood fantasy of being a pop star. Either way, “it helps us feel sexy and feminine,” says Lorraine. “A lot of women dance naked in heels. Some wear lingerie.” 

Even if she’s fantasizing about doing a striptease, you may never see her moves. “Alone, she can be fun-sexy—and not so worried about being sexy-sexy for a guy,” says Cagen. “So she’s more liberated.” How can you encourage her to show off her twerking ability? After you’ve had a couple glasses of wine together, ask her to dance for you. Then compliment her like crazy.

5. She stuffs her face.  

If she eats like a bird around you, she’s probably raiding the fridge while you’re away. “I’d down a whole bag of salt and vinegar potato chips,” says Cagen. “Some women binge on things they bake.” It’s the same reason she ate a salad on your first date: “We don’t feel the freedom to eat everything we want in front of a guy,” says Lorraine. “So when he leaves, we can stuff our face and really, really enjoy it.” Want her to let loose with you? “Tell her that you hope she’s eating whatever she wants, because she’s sexy when she eats,” says Lorraine. “Telling a woman she’s sexy when she does anything is highly encouraging.”

6. She performs crazy (and kind of scary) grooming rituals.

Popping pimples? That’s expected. But she’s also probably bleaching or waxing her mustache, plucking stray hairs, and sanding (or picking) away calluses on her feet. “There’s something satisfying about foot picking, like popping a pimple,” says Cagen. “And it’s relaxing.” Adds Lorraine: “Every time women pick a pimple, it’s therapeutic, like one more step toward a totally clear face.” Although you could suggest shaving her legs in the bathtub or giving each other facemasks, these activities are, for the most part, best left solo, says Lorraine. “We want men to think we’re naturally this fresh and beautiful, always.”

7. She stalks her ex on Facebook and curates her Pinterest wedding board.

Both are kind of disturbing, but neither is cause for alarm. In aMen’s Health survey, 70 percent of women admitted to Facebook-stalking an ex—and it’s probably not because she misses the guy. “We like to see whose life is better—mine or my ex’s?” says Lorraine. “We can be totally in love, but be curious about the past.” 

As for the wedding ideas? “It’s like a vision board. It feels hopeful and optimistic—like she’s one step closer to having that man in her life,” says Lorraine. “You shouldn’t take it too seriously, because it’s not necessarily directed at you.”

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2014 / . 03 / . 26

和外国人交友Making Friends With Foreigners

She is  from Australia and she is  a dj and she loves to make good friends no matter how far places they belong from.

和外国人交友Making Friends With Foreigners

和外国人交友Making Friends With Foreigners

和外国人交友Making Friends With Foreigners

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2014 / . 03 / . 24

岁月是把杀猪刀,紫了葡萄,黑了木耳,软了香蕉。时间是块磨刀石,平了山峰,蔫了黄瓜,残了菊花。经历是个开矿厂,挖了山丘,损了钻头,黑了河沟。当年顶风尿十丈,现在顺风尿一鞋,哎!!!岁月不饶人啊![转];如果你>18岁,推荐关注@关于xxoo那点事 收起|查看大图|向左转|向右转

岁月是把杀猪刀,紫了葡萄,黑了木耳,软了香蕉。时间是块磨刀石,平了山峰,蔫了黄瓜,残了菊花。经历是个开矿厂,挖了山丘,损了钻头,黑了河沟。当年顶风尿十丈,现在顺风尿一鞋,哎!!!岁月不饶人啊![转];如果你>18岁,推荐关注@关于xxoo那点事

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